Who was the brainiac that invented the new thermostats?
I’d like to kick him all the way to the North Pole.
Let him get a good dose of “Friggin Freezin” in his bedroom.
Not all of us are Rocket Scientists.
Most of us can’t program our own cell phones.
Is Heat, Cool, On and Off too much to ask for our new fancy-ass programmable thermo-stupid to offer???
Did dials go out with pastels?
God forgbid you stay home on a Tuesday, it's 58 degrees inside until Oprah comes on at 4.
Program THIS Mister Honeywell!!!
I hope you have a warm and cozy evening,
I’m not!
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