Insomnia

Definition (Merriam-Webster):
Prolonged and abnormal inability to obtain adequate sleep

Definition (Chris):
(I) can’t fucking sleep!
(N)o one else in the entire world is up right now.
(S)anity is questionable at this time of day.
(O)ther people can sleep; I hate them!
(M)ike’s asleep in Kentucky…Arghhhh!
(N)ineteen hours until this Hell starts again.
(I)s it too early to start drinking?
(A)mbien, Ambien, Ambien!!!