iStupid

That’s how I feel about my new little iPod Nano.

I was so excited to finally get one of my own.
Jordan was quickly tiring of me sneaking hers out of her backpack in the mornings so I could take it to the iGym with me.
And I’ve got to say, I was really sick of her choice of iTunes!
(Although “1985” by Bowling For Soup is a catchy little song!)
Admittedly though, I’ve been somewhat “iChallenged” by my new red toy.

Finally, after a week of iScrewing around, I’ve got my tunes On and her crap Off.
But there are some definite iQuirks with the thing (or perhaps me).
Yesterday for instance I was on an elliptical trainer at the gym.
I was rocking out to some Don Henley when all of a sudden “Grillz” by Ali & Big Grip assaulted my ears.
iGrip THIS Ali!
Then get the hell off my iPod.

Another phenomenon I’ve noticed…
iSnobs.

These are the people (Mike and Jordan) who think they are superior to you because of their tastes in music compared to yours.
I am ridiculed in my own home for my iChoices.
I have plenty of good old Rock and Roll loaded but God forbid I have a Neil Diamond song on there!
And yes, I’ll come clean… I’ve got an il Divo number as well.
It’s Ave Maria in fact and it’s incredible.

I was in Best Buy the other Day.
Holy iCrap!
What “don’t” they sell for your iPod?
I was simply looking for a more comfortable set of earphones for my tiny little iEars.
I left the store an hour later totally overwhelmed and my giftcard still in my iPocket.
“You’ll figure it all out soon”, they told me as I left.

iHope!