Spooky!

Not like “Halloween” spooky.
But none the less, it’s at least creepy.

My Mom called me yesterday.
“Okay, the gig’s up, give me the picture back.” She said.
“What picture?” I asked.
“Your High School senior picture, the one where Kenny thinks you’re a boy!”

What is she talking about, I thought to myself.
I mean sometimes that woman is just plain off her rocker.

“It’s been gone for a couple of months now,
Don’t you think I haven’t noticed!
Now give it back or I’ll be forced to dig up another one.”

“What ARE you talking about Mother?”

Long, convoluted story short…
Someone ripped off my framed 8x10 senior picture from my Mom’s house!
It’s gone.
All the other’s are in place on top of her wall unit.
I’m M.I.A.!

Creepy.