I’m going back to bed…

And pulling the covers up over my head!

Mike and I were startled from a sound sleep this morning by what sounded to be a small explosion.
There was a big loud boom followed by the sound of shattering glass and twisting metal.

I jumped out of bed to take a look…
Holy crap!

Someone hit the back of Mikey’s Landcruiser, first smashing the back rear, then riding it all along the side, taking out the mirror, both fenders and the front bumper.
It was a doozie.

But the poor kid, his truck was a total mess.
His wheel came off the axle, his front passenger side is all but gone, the radiator was unceremoniously spewing crap everywhere, AND his sister was yelling at him!
Then he had to call his parents!

The kids were not hurt, except for their egos.
Mike did his best to find the humor in it all.
And then the phone rang.

Caller I.D. said it was Farmers Insurance.
Man…they’re good!
How did they know?

Wrong Farmers.
This was Farmers in Indy.
Apparently there was a humongo storm in our (Indy) neighborhood and our roof is totaled.

Ten more lousy days and we were free of that joint.
Now we need a new roof.
In 10 days or the buyer is out.

I’ve got a few phone calls to make.

A) Tow truck
B) Body shop
C) Roofing Contractor.

Then I’m going back to bed.
Or mixing myself a stiff drink.
One of the two.

But enough about me,
How’s YOUR day going?!?