If I Only had a Brain

I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
(Scarecrow, Wizard of Oz)

I have an MRI scheduled this week.
Dr. Doom is concerned about my headaches.
He’s a bit of an alarmist.

I on the other hand,
Am simply looking forward to proving that
There is indeed a brain inside my head.

After more than three years outside the work force,
Most of that time in the company of children…
One has to wonder!