FeedBlitz

Every once in a blue moon,
I feel the need to advance technologically.
That time is now.

FeedBlitz is, (or so they say), the latest, greatest, tool in the Blogosphere.
In a nutshell, it will send you an email alerting you to the fact that I have once again posted a riveting story on my blog about my incredibly exciting life.

Settle down, settle down.
I’ll take your questions one at a time in an orderly fashion.
Just like I live above said life.

What is FeedBlitz?

FeedBlitz turns Blogs and feeds (RSS and Atom) into emails to subscribers.

How does it do that?

Don’t know, don’t care.
Technology bores me.
Next question please.

Does FeedBlitz cost me money to subscribe?

No.
If it did, they would be out of business.
No one really cares about this crap.

So how do they make money?

Beat’s me.
But I can assure you, they’re not just doing it out of the goodness of their heart.
Next.

Should I sign up for FeedBlitz?

If you like my blog and look forward to my new posts…Yes.
If you don’t give a rat’s ass about it…then, um…No.
No hard feelings, I’ll never know one way or the other.

How do I subscribe?

Good question Mom.
Scroll down to the bottom of the front page of my blog and follow the prompt.
If I figured out how to get it on there,
You can figure out how what to do with it.
I have great faith in my reader’s technological know how.

Can I unsubscribe?

Yes, but why would you want to?
This is riveting stuff.

Are these guys’ spammers?

No. They will never share email address information unless required to do so by a court.
So stay the hell out of trouble!

Any parting words of advice for your loyal readers?

Yes.
Your Doctor is your friend.
Visit him soon.
He may save your life.