Tucker. Rhymes with…

Tucker, our 130 lb dog, has his own Thanksgiving tradition.
He eats all the pie.

Not just any pie…
He eats Costco pies.
12 inch Monstrosities.
They must easily weigh 5lbs… each!!!

This year, Tucker chose to eat the Caramel Apple and the Pecan.
That’s actually good news.
Last year, after he consumed an entire 12 inch Pumpkin Pie,
He crapped neon orange for a week.

Apparently, Tucker was not satisfied with just desert pie this year.
On Saturday, he ate an entire Pizza Pie as well.
It was actually 2 leftover halves.
Pepperoni and Mushroom on one half,
A Marguerite pie, consisting of mozzarella, Basil and Roma tomatoes all on top of an olive oil glaze on the other.
A connoisseur my dog…only the best for him.

Tucker’s on a diet this week.
After all…Christmas Eve is only 4 weeks away.
While the rest of us are all nestled snug in our beds,
Visions of Sugar-plums are dancing in that fat ass’s head.