No wonder we’re mocked and ridiculed by foreigners.
We started a War under false pretense.
We have Pat Robertson on the radio.
Intelligent Design will now be taught in Kansas science classes.
And drum roll please…
It’s time for American’s to spruce up for the Holidays!
A Snowman, the size of a small house.
Santa Claus…blowing in the wind.
Rudolph and his blinking red nose.
And brand new this year…the 6ft Snow Globe.
Oh Joy!
When did we get so tacky?
The only thing worse than these inflated monstrosities are when they are in their deflated state.
They are just a puddle of brightly colored nylon on a backdrop of dead grass.
Pathetic.
I say…Bring on the lights.
Hang a wreath.
Put your spare change in the Kettle.
Sing carols.
But for God’s sake…and Santa’s too…
Just say “no no no” to an inflatable Christmas.
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