Testostorama

Admittedly, I haven’t had too much good to say about my new digs.
I will however, go on record right now and say…
“Indianapolis is a great city”.
Mike and I take the kids downtown every chance we get.

It’s hip, it’s clean, it has a great vibe.
First class restaurants, Big League sports,
Peyton Manning and an undefeated football team.
Yay for Indy.

The city offers culture.
It has an awesome zoo, the best Children’s Museum in the Country.
The Eiteljorg Museum is second to none for American Indian Exhibits and Western Art.
It has the Symphony, the Opera, Comedy clubs, Blues and Jazz.
The city rocks.

So…just when I’m warming up to my new home,
“Testostorama” comes to town: Men’s Expo 2005.
Y-chromosomes will rule the city.

Think “Redneck”!

Jessica Canseco (October issue of Playboy) will be struttin her stuff.
Billiards player Jeanette “The Black Widow” Lee will sign autographs.
There will be Midget Wrestling featuring Verne “Mini-Me” Troyer.
And tons of booths selling loud things that go fast and talking animal heads to hang on your wall.

I seriously considered coughing up the 8 bucks entrance fee.
It would certainly have supplied me with “Musing” material for months.

In the end though, Mike and I took the money to McCormick & Schmicks.
We spent it on Martini’s.
Rednecks are amusing,
But Top Shelf booze in a sophisticated setting…
Priceless.